geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(Source: daenerystargayren)


1-800-donut:

chuckieishere:

sinkintomesail0r:

oppugno-forhaters:

ouch-rightinthefandom:

ccaseycakes:

uhhhhrachel:

onethickchick:

apr3tty1itt13chubbything:

mama-shoulda-named-me-whiskey:

if a guy doesnt look at you like that on your wedding day something is wrong

….my ex didnt…. shoulda been my first sign lol…..

Someday … maybe

I will always reblog this because I am so in love with this post.

These seriously make me so fucking happppppy

Oh my heart

Hermoso.

this is the only post that gives me hope about marriage oh my fuck 

I seriously love this post so damn much..

this makes me actually want to get married so i can look at my wife like that.

(Source: those-earth-treading-stars)

bakedzitis:

being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday

(Source: samshart)

mysticaljew:

when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:

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(Source: mysticaljew)


jennifersbody:

insidevoices-:

dink-182:

chlorodream:

lady-of-redemption:

He did it. He actually managed to describe how it feels to live with depression and suicidal tendencies.

zz

I’m crying

(Source: cantcontrolthegay)


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madam-cj-says-relax:

accidentalanarchy:

You know something I found interesting?
Is how when people meet dogs, they’ll say something like
“He’s so cute!”
And the owner will shyly respond with “she’s a girl, actually”
And the person will apologize and IMMEDIATELY start using the right pronouns.
So my question is,
If its so easy to do with DOGS why is it so fucking difficult to do with trans people?

Damn.

(Source: mid-nightmammaries)


epic-vines:

How to Koala someone

Vine by: Ethan

screamandshout:

"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"

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Walking with an umbrella in the rain

sodamnrelatable:

Expectation

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Reality 

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more relatable?

(Source: nivixoxo)